Andrew
Andrew
DoC Tenure: 14 Years | Original Member | Pre-Cup Co-Host
If longevity, regular-season dominance, and an almost unreasonable level of confidence counted toward championships, Andrew would already have a trophy case full of hardware.
An original member of the DoC, Andrew enters his 14th season as one of the league's most established and accomplished managers. Over more than a decade, he has built a reputation for consistency, competitiveness, and—most notably—winning when the games matter most during the regular season. He currently holds the DoC record for most regular-season wins, a mark that perfectly reflects his ability to navigate the long grind of a fantasy football season.
And then there's the Cup.
Andrew also owns the record for the most points scored in a single game in DoC Cup history, a performance that remains one of the league's signature statistical achievements. As co-host of the famous Pre-Cup, he has also become one of the league's unofficial voices of authority when it comes to breaking down matchups, predicting outcomes, and generally explaining to everyone else why they should probably be listening to him.
Perhaps equally notable is Andrew's approach to the trade market.
There is no such thing as an untouchable player.
Whether it's a superstar, a breakout candidate, a preseason favorite, or someone Andrew just drafted five minutes ago, he is always willing to listen. Offers are welcome, negotiations are encouraged, and no roster spot is permanently off-limits. If another manager believes they have the right package, Andrew is willing to have the conversation.
In fact, Andrew unofficially holds the DoC record for most trades in league history—a record that may never be officially verified, largely because nobody has ever been willing to go back and count them all. Some managers build their teams and defend them. Andrew builds his team—and then immediately starts wondering what he could get for it.
His football pedigree is, naturally, deeply rooted in Boston.
Born and raised in Boston, Massachusetts, Andrew grew up during the golden era of New England football and emerged from a culture where winning wasn't simply expected—it was the standard. Today, he resides in Atlanta, Georgia, but geography hasn't diluted his allegiance. He remains a fiercely committed Patriots fan, and he is more than happy to remind anyone within earshot of that fact. The tattoo provides additional evidence for anyone still questioning his credentials.
The irony, however, is impossible to ignore.
For all the regular-season success, records, statistics, years of experience, and willingness to wheel and deal, Andrew has yet to win a DoC championship.
That's right: fourteen years in the league, the most regular-season wins in DoC history, the single-game scoring record in Cup history—and still no Cup.
It is, depending on your perspective, either the greatest unfinished story in league history or an extraordinary case of a man consistently winning everything except the thing that actually counts.
And so, once again, Andrew begins another season with the same objective that has eluded him for 13 previous attempts: win the Cup.
The résumé says he's one of the DoC's all-time greats.
The trade block says everyone is available.
The trophy case would like a word.